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I got it in a mail... jus sharing wth u all

Would you not prefer the middle seat, Sir ?   What ? this is NOT women's soccer ? >   Taking my girl for a ride ...       Yes, we have a fully secured parking !          Human warmth ... >     Now that we're all here, photo ?   >     What ? ... a man can't have a hobby ?    >   Yeah, so what ? I'm tired, O.K. ?   > It's all about first impressions Trimming ? what do you mean ? > > I don't care how long you've been teaching yoga, you take your hands away from there NOW ! >  No, I am NOT bald ! >